Despergaytion

noun
1. when a gay person goes straight out of desperation;

2. when a straight person goes gay out of desperation; however, more often than not the straight person is actually more gay than he/she admits to him/herself.

DERIVATIVES
despergayte
despergaytness

He only boned her out of serious despergaytion.

He had sex with that chick in an act of despergaytion.

"I swear Nathan, I'm so despergayte right now I'd even fuck that girl sober."

"Ladies, being at this lesbian bar as despergayte as I am may not end well..."

by Butch_Cassidy August 26, 2013

desperbate

The act of masturbating in a desperate manner.

I was going on hour 3 at the sperm back with no success. I began to desperbate.

by OU Gumper January 15, 2014

desperus

When your so desperate for V-Bucks you download an ad (for free v-bucks) then get a virus.

Damn bro I need your John Wick skin!!!
Buy that shit bro....
I''m too desperus

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk May 17, 2018

Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Desperousity

State of being desperate

I felt his desperousity when he couldn’t go to the show

by Not a doctor! October 1, 2019

Desperocity

Being overly desperate.

"Jessica's desperocity is what led her to relapse"

by Diary of a dope head December 3, 2020

Desperessy

When you are depressed and want to get hennessy to get wasted af but you can only afford desperados beer

Man wanna get some hennessy? I am sad af

- Man i wish but we can only afford desperessy

by V4C4 May 1, 2021