johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

by me! January 11, 2005

derp de durr

a much cooler way to say duhh

Person1: Mily cyrus and hannah montana are the same person?????
Person2: Derp de durr!

by leahisabeast December 15, 2011

Erpa Derp

A saying, spoken out loud, while acting as a slow or mentally challenged person when someone makes an incorrect action or is unwillingly blind to something obvious.

Guy1: WHERE IS HE!?!?!

Guy2: In front of you in the bushes. ERPA DERP!

by Pink Clay doh April 6, 2010

Andrenecaus Derpedus

1. A rare breed of species that exceed all levels of derpiness.

2. A derpy walrus.

3. When one has awkward tendencies that are displayed through extremely derpy behaviour.

1. Jessica: "Look at that man getting attacked by a raccoon outside!"

Sofia: "Omg what an andrenecaus derpedus!"

2. Matt: "Look at that fat walrus, he's being a total andrenecaus derpedus!"

Walrus: "Derpidy derp derp."

3. Shaniqua: "Yo homegirl, can I holla at you for a minute?"

Fantasia: "Ye sista what's gawnin?"

Shaniqua: "I just pooped my pants."

Fantasia: "Damm girl, you's a straight up andreneaus derpedus!"

by The Oreo Bandits January 11, 2012

Johnny Depp

A celebrity, that portrayed as a pirate.

Person 1: Hey look it's Johnny Depp!

Person 2: You mean the sexy pirate?!

by Santiagox3 April 29, 2012

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is quite simply the best personal fantasy I have ever entertained. Funky-cool-smart-unique-oh so hot! mmmmm hmmmmm

Funky, cool, smart, unique

by just a fan February 5, 2004

Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

by Somebody December 16, 2003