David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
by Dav012 July 26, 2019
David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
by Y’roue mama November 04, 2020
by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 09, 2018
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010
Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.
David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
by IdekMann January 26, 2014
by bitchassnigga\ August 02, 2019
David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby
by Kevin sees you March 01, 2020