darth vader

when some chick is giving you a job and and squeezes the base of ur john, making your head turn black as a result, and looking like darth vader from star wars

Your mom gave the the darth vader last night.

by Dickenstein May 2, 2005

darth vader

The best drink in the whole world. Its a long island iced tea, except instead of topping it off with coke, use jager instead. Oh its mighty delicous. Often garnished with some Star Wars action figures.

My friend Jimmy was drinking a LIT like a pussy, so i added Jager to his drink to make a darth vader so hes not a fag

by Kevinn January 28, 2007

dafthead

Anyone called Dave or David who also happens to be lacking in common sense.

'Dafthead I don't think riding your bike blindfolded down that cliff with a firework in a glass bottle taped to your head is such a great idea'

by Vore February 16, 2003

DarthBocsius

The homosexual butt mod for the IGN message boards.

Little momma's boy.

Ignorant.

insert gay hardcore here

by Satan January 22, 2005

Darth Norkie

Ultimate badass Viking Sithlord of the Universe.

see for you a crazy viking that have the strength and evulness of all the sith´s in the history of the sith´s, and you'll be like 1/10 to how scary the Darth Norkie is.

by Ignorkie May 19, 2011

Danthrax

A disease that causes someone to stay on the phone for ungodly periods of time. may cause AIDS.

Dude, that bastard got Danthrax. He was on the phone all week

by Rob Lowe April 13, 2003

Darth Vader

An expression I created for when someone spoils the plot/climax of a movie/show etc. I was looking forward to seeing. This is a reference to a Simpsons episode where Homer walked out of a Theatre after watching a Star Wars film. He is talking to Marge about how shocked he was that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Thus, ruining the movie for all those within earshot.

"Hey, I saw this awesome movie yesterday man, this is what happens..." "COME ON! I want to see it, don't Darth Vader it for me"

"I wanted to see that new movie out, but John pulled a Darth Vader so I'm not interested now"

"Tim is mad at me still, I accidentally Darth Vader'd that movie he wanted to see"

by Ryan Catney November 7, 2007