Dad 

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

Dad by Onilycs June 1, 2020

Dad 

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...

Where’s my milk, and my dad

Dad by Dick Hammerbush June 1, 2020

dad 

gone

my dad is gone

dad by ded sam June 2, 2020

Dad 

Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.

What’s a dad?

Dad by factsarebeingspokenx June 11, 2020

dad 

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

dad by potstickerbabyeater August 9, 2020

Dad 

Your dad

Your dad

Dad by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

Dad 

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

Dad by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020