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davy crockett

The Davy Crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with A1 steak sauce. Side effects may include wearing coon hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.
The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"

Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"
by blackmoongoon July 8, 2010
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booty crickets

a condition in which a booty echos during sex
them booty crickets were chirpin last night when i fucked that monks corner skeez in the ass
by skeezmaster August 29, 2006
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Merion Cricket Club

Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.
Daddy can we stop at the club to get something to eat or maybe get a quick tennis match in?
by mccmember March 22, 2005
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cricket

1. A common insect of the Gryllinae family. The soothing (or annoying) music of this small grasshopper like creature can be heard on any warm quiet night in rural areas.

Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.

On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.

2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.
1. On Fear Factor Joe saw a woman force herself to eat a bowl of crickets.

2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
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Border Cricket

(noun.)
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.
guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.

guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.

guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.
by craveman kegs December 11, 2010
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Cricket

1.One of the most boring games to watch, but it's bloody good fun when your playin' it.

2.Small green bug thing. Makes annoying sound.
1. It's just not cricket
2. Chiiirrrpp chiiirrrpp!
by Onya August 1, 2006
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crocketted

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.
Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.
by omfgsam November 20, 2007
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