carpet dick

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.

Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!

by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017

capertittle

An extremely rare form of caterpillar.

Man: Look! A capertittle!

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

Carpet Fairy

Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.

Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."

by Technium February 21, 2018

Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads

Take your cape off and stop playing cape man

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019

cape cookie

Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.

Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.

by Kyler999 November 4, 2019

carpe panem

A Latin Root, to SEIZE THE BREAD

"Lets name our clan "Carpe Panem" because we seize the bread."

by ofernai June 15, 2020

Red carpet moment

When a woman has a moment of pure rage caused by her menstrual cycle.

Angie had a red carpet moment when I left the toilet seat up

by nyjyrk January 17, 2010