covert crab

Shoplifting crab treatment such as Rid-X to avoid the embarrassment of purchasing it at the register.

Dude, back when I was in high school I banged this nasty chick Heather and had to pull the ol' covert crab a day or two later.

by I did the Woolum July 1, 2008

robber crab

when somebody is infatuated with stealing pots and pans, or eating lots of coconuts. taken from the name of real life crabs that reside in the atlantic.

God, coxy is such a robber crab

by Rob Martin July 20, 2008

Crab Hook

When a guy grabs his nuts and shapes his index finger into a hook shape then inserts the index finger into a perons mouth and yanks to the side like a fish hook.

Billy gave Junior a nasty Crab Hook

by liae July 28, 2009

crab fishing

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.

Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet

by WillT June 7, 2007

Crab Ranch

When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch

Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.

by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid May 18, 2004

crab dance

the "crab dance" (from the French danse de crabe) - a technique that can only be mastered during periods of extreme inebriety. involves arms and legs simultaneously moving in random raving-style, crab-like motions.

"andy stop doing the crab dance in front of the tv! we can't play goldeneye or watch the hebrew hammer!"

by NotoriousBrazilianG April 9, 2005

Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010