cooter

(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.

My cooter has been itchy today.

by shirekeeper February 6, 2017

drunk as Cooter Brown

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

by freemason November 10, 2007

Boner Coaster

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you see a ridicuously hot chick that makes you instantaneously pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, and so on. Similiar to the peaks and valleys one would experience on a roller coaster.

"Dude, you see that chick in the mini-skirt? I'm totally riding a boner coaster right now."

by A quickdraw/ripcord production February 24, 2006

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

by rachel April 7, 2005

Cooter

synonym for vagina

ow, I just got kneed in the cooter!

by c.steelfox March 11, 2009

cooter plug

Noun.
A tampon, something a woman uses during her period.

She threw her cooter plug in the garbage.

by C. Pendergast November 17, 2006