fanless computer

A computer which doesn't have a fan, it is normally very quiet and can be exposed to the elements outside, but it is more prone to overheating of its components, obviously.

Look, that cool dude over there has a fanless computer,
Oh don't worry about him, it will overheat eventually
LOL. Not Really

by FICKPICK November 26, 2017

Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

by Originalnilson December 12, 2012

Computer Show

Computer Show™ was a web show starring Mars Argo and Titanic Sinclair. They were directed by Tony katai, Titanic's friend. The show itself lasted from 2009 to 2014, but then it suddenly stopped, due to Mars and Titanic breaking up. Since then, they were deleted from Mars' and Titanic's YouTube channel, but there are tons of re-uploads.

~ Man, i really miss old Computer Show™ days...

- Same. I loved seeing Mars and Titanic do random stuff :(

by Ma neme a jeff May 5, 2018

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.

Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Computer Snag

Using a temporarily open computer even though you know that someone was using it and will return momentarily.

My brother got pissed because I computer snagged him.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004

computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.

Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.

by Mrylou July 31, 2016