homeless computer virus

If someone speaks like a robot, they're a homeless computer virus.
If they move like an animatronic, they are also a homeless computer virus.

- beep boop skadoo bep geek

DUDE HE'S A HOMELESS COMPUTER VIRUS

by SlibbyDiddy February 24, 2021

School computers

School computers are not something you really care about that much and even if you drop them it's okay. That is because they never break even if you drop them a thousand times and they are indestructible

"That person is such a school computers"

by Adude...... November 15, 2021

all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.

person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks

by kevin e343 July 20, 2010

why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

Hang up that computer call

Hang up that computer call.

''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''

by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023

computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

by ur pet fish February 19, 2009

computer geek

someone who is knowledgeable in things related to computers, internet, softwre, hardware, etc. beyond the average person.

See also Dork.

Tom is so great with photoshop you'd think he's a computer geek or something.

by HomerCO March 5, 2004