compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

campaign

An ordeal, undergoing. Endeavor, project, etc.

The ruthless campaign began to belabor from it's original purpose.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

compactor

A large dumpster that some stores use instead of regular dumpsters. Items are sent down a chute and then crushed. This way more garbage is storable, and so more stores are starting to use them. A compactor is also a dumpster diver's arch enemy.

Guy1: "Dude, I went to the mall last night to do some dumpster diving and all the stores are using compactors now."
Guy2: "Crap!"

by Synthic November 10, 2008

Comfail

To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.

-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...

by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009

comparition

A comparison between two different ( objects, people, or places) that has a completely obvious winner making said comparison unnecessary to begin with.

You're 25 years old I'm 60 what's with the comparition here.

by eTee004 December 24, 2013

whispering campaign

"A method of persuasion in which damaging rumors or innuendo are spread about the target, while the source of the rumors seeks to avoid being detected while spreading them (for example, a political campaign might distribute anonymous flyers attacking the other candidate). It is generally considered unethical in open societies, particularly in matters of public policy. The speed and anonymity of communication made possible by modern technologies like the Internet has increased public awareness of whispering campaigns and their ability to succeed. This phenomenon has also led to the failure of whispering campaigns, as those seeking to prevent them are able to publicize their existence much more readily than in the past. Whispering campaigns are defended in some circles as an efficient mechanism for underdogs to attack the powerful while lacking resources."

Source: Wikipedia.org

"Tonight you are a whispering campaign" -Panic! at the Disco

The whispering campaign ruined his chances of election.

by Tia Tragedy December 15, 2008

Floppy Coochie Compartment

FCC. A storage space for a woman who is "loose" so to speak.

I swerr I don't have drugs. Just please don't check the FCC!

by Asia and Heather May 3, 2004