When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
by blueschwanz13 August 27, 2015
by Big Benoit July 01, 2023
When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.
by Qnig May 24, 2022
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 19, 2014
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
A small community in between Castle Rock and Highlands Ranch, Co.
With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.
With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.
Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.
With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.
Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
by liamhryf September 29, 2020