Meet for coffee

Meet for coffee, then sex
Meet for coffee: Meet me for coffee? Or just straight to sex?
by magool October 08, 2014
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coffee and tea

Used to describe unnecessarily over-complicating something, a situation where the simpler option would have been much more effective.
The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.
"You've really coffee and tea'd that project"
"Why do you have to coffee and tea everything?"
by gh7901 June 08, 2006
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coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.
dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?
by Zmobie January 21, 2007
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Hot Coffee

What you yell when you wish folks to move out of the way. The origin is that you were carrying hot coffee and one should move out of the way if one does not wish to be burned. Frequently used even if there is nothing hot nor coffee involved.
"Hot Coffee! Coming through."
by mice August 17, 2005
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Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 12, 2006
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Coffee Enema

Where you pour coffee up your asshole like a douche, then shit everything out.
"Bridget darl, are you up for a coffee enema? I got a new pack of tim tams and they're double coated."
by blacknosugar November 10, 2009
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Coffee bean

The act of a latin, black, or any colored skinned person tea bagging.
Grant coffee beaned the hobo in the lawn chair at the beach.
by GHor October 24, 2010
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