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Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.
It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.
by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009
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The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.
A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
by The A-League Show November 27, 2012
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Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
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Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.
My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
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coaches daughter

Extremely stuck up, tends to be braty at times. Takes all of their dads money. Marries a football player when they get older and is always better in bed than an average girl.
Stuck up Nice Rich Coaches Daughter
by Caraaaa December 12, 2013
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Coach Mike

Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
by Mikedadike July 7, 2025
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coach tom

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball
by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018
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