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you can't coach that 

A phrase to describe outlandish behavior
Joe shoots a three-pointer 25ft from the corner.
Bro: "Whoa, I wish I could do that."
Joe: "Booyah! You can't coach that, son."

roach coach

A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.
It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.

Coitus Coach 

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.
Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.
Coitus Coach by Gdog. August 28, 2009

Swagger Coach 

A totally pimped out ride.
This definition comes from the 1800's when stage coaches were a popular form of transportation. Amish kids of today add swagger to their horse drawn coaches thus making them Swagger Coaches. This can apply to any form of transportation including cars, motorcycles, etc.
Hola Chica, wanna' ride in my Swagger Coach?
Swagger Coach by Hydrophobia September 15, 2010

roach coach

the coffee truck that arrives on the job site with cold coffee, stale rolls, and spoiled milk. sometimes if your lucky, you can meet the entire insect family on this truck.
what do you want from the roach coach? yo, let me get a buttered roll, coffee, cream, no sugar, and the baby roack sandwich.
roach coach by southbronxems January 8, 2007

Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.
Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.
Bench Coach by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003