clowder

a group of cats such as house cats or wild ones

"There's a clowder of cats"

by jnny April 14, 2005

Clown Muggin'

When someone gives you a nice look (like their smiling at you) when their really hatin' on you.

Marquise: You see that nigga clown muggin' me?

Malachi: Where? The one thats smiling at you?

Marquise: YES!!!

by And251 July 31, 2009

clownbaby

Neither a clown that is a baby, nor a baby that is a clown. Simply, clownbaby.

"Man! That clownbaby was HILARIOUS!"

"I've got all of my money on that sleeper, clownbaby."

by Carrie/Brian November 1, 2007

Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 20, 2007

clown round

Any round-about used by any sort of vehicle or mode of transportation (Cars,trucks,skateboarders,ponies,etc) in a hazardous way which endangers the living society around it.

Similiar to the task of stuffing 'Fat Bastard' (Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me) through a tube-slide at a child carnival, only in this act we force 2000 students, teachers, and the general public (Mainly filled with clowns urgently speeding to attend Clown Pounds (see this definition for more information)) around a round-about in under 10 minutes of time. Overall this process is only filled with hastiness, confusion, accidents, and a exponential increase in car insurance bills.

For instance, visiting Middleton's latest addition to aid in traffic the round-about connecting Highway 12, Discovery Lane, and Parmenter. This is a text-book definition of a 'clown-round' and while I urge everyone to visit and view this feat, I advise all to park far away from this 'clown-round' and however to avoid injury to yourself and do deter contribution to this 'clown-round' I advise walking to view this feat.

Teacher:"Is there an explanation as to why you are late?"

Student:"Well Mr.B, I was coming to school but got in an accident while traversing through the clown round. Damn those clowns all in a hustle to get to the clown pound"

by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy November 18, 2006

Clown attack

Wearing jeans that are to big and when walking making a swooshing noise.

Did you see those clown pants Jeff was wearing in Vegas. Holy Shit Clown Attack

by Thatguy1969 October 14, 2014

clown

these niggas 💁🏽 ♀️

these niggas really be clowns fr , no life .. nothing good going for their self .. jus wanna waste your time DASSIT .

by moodahoe June 3, 2019