pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.

I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!

by mjgtlc May 14, 2006

Clothy

A low-ranking, low-commitment variety of handjob, wherein the female (or male) masturbates the male's erect penis by grasping it through his underpants. This results in the penis being stimulated primarily by the rubbing of cloth against skin. Depending on the male's tactile sensitivity (as well as his desperation), and on the female's adroitness, this act can range from only mildly uncomfortable to quite uncomfortable.

Vanessa, still half asleep, rolled over and gave me a clothy; it certainly wasn't what I wanted, but at that point I was willing to take whatever I could get.

by SimianZero June 17, 2009

DVLP Clothing

Is A company Based in Denver Colorado that makes art inspired clothes, with contemporary tailoring and a classic fit. They have a strong snow, skate, and surf team. They also promote many artists and musical groups.

Erik Ludwig rides for DVLP Clothing
Jason Smith rides for DVLP Clothing
Wyatt Glynn rides for DVLP Clothing
Robert Maestas designs for DVLP Clothing
Rustin, Mike, and Noah Run DVLP

by salesman February 1, 2008

Oddity Clothing Co.

An indie clothing label started in 2008 featuring screen printed artwork on t-shirts and other clothing items.

"I got this awesome shirt with a vintage looking pinup girl on a bomb from Oddity Clothing Co."

by AlanSlothworth August 8, 2009

sunday clothes

Any attire deemed appropriate for a church or religious setting. Usually collared shirts, suits, and ties for men & skirts, blouses, dresses for women.

Tim: Are you coming to my church?
Evan: Sorry, all I have is jeans and t-shirts I don't have any Sunday clothes.
Tim: It's all good, the church is real laid back, they don't care what you wear as long as you tithe.

by smiling_budda March 23, 2010

just clothes

ALCOHOL! It's a codeword for everyone's favorite past time: booze. If you need to talk shop in front of some parents, talk about "just clothes." Need some more clothes? Go to the laundromat, dry cleaners, or clothes store! Have a six pack? That's a size 6! 12 pack? Size 12! Get creative. Are you completely shit faced? Then you're completely dressed!

1. "What did you do last night?" "Oh I put on some clothes."

2. "I'm cold, let's go put some clothes on!"

3. "What do you have that's clinking in that bag?" "Oh that's just clothes."

4. "All I remember about last night is getting completely dressed, and then streaking!"

by Burner aka Klitz July 24, 2008