clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.

Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.

by Mac with a fork June 10, 2020

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 01, 2017

clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always

Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear

by Absurd_Chalice November 05, 2022

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.

"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*

by vengefuII July 01, 2016

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 16, 2013

Clean Oliver

a Clean Oliver is someone who bathes for 2 hours every day.

I feel so clean now that i'm a Clean Oliver

by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 25, 2020