Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

caving

Caving (verb)- the act of eating a girl out. Licking a vagina.

I just caved the hell out of Morgan.
I went caving last night bro, it was wet.

by Dyek Beener February 21, 2011

Calvin Klein

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

Calvin

Someone who's not good at league

HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN

by !uoy on August 26, 2018

clarinet

an instrument that you can't hear, even if there's 50 of them

Student 1: "Are the clarinets playing?"
Student 2: "Even if they were, we wouldn't be able to hear them."

by yamash September 12, 2016

clavijo

a columbian crackwhore who has only one yellow dress and one pair of brown elf shoes...LISTO!!

Man, clavijo is wearing that yellow dress again??

by roja June 4, 2003

rusty clarinet

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.

I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.

by McGuirk September 15, 2008