Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 18, 2012

Cult classic

A movie term for a franchise that becomes insanely popular among a relatively small group of people.

Had its showrunners not introduced the concept of Regeneration, Doctor Who would have died out in the '60s as a mere cult classic.

by Inlovewithabsol May 25, 2023

Classic Bannister

The act of being awful at anything and everything

Tom that was Classic Bannister

by Y0Mum July 17, 2018

Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.

“did you just pull of the ismael classic”

by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 18, 2020

Classic Lily

When someone you know and trust stabs you in the back. An unforgivable betrayal.

Polly: She just stole my job, can't believe it!
Marco: Hahaha, Classic Lily!

by Caralho April 24, 2019

Rimless classic

When you use a girls pussy juice as lube and run your finger around her butthole, and she makes a high pitch squeal similar to your finger around the rim of a wine glass.

Sally was soaking wet, and soon my rimless classic technique had her singing like a song bird!

by Bilardo76 December 19, 2019