choment

An action or activity occuring during a moment of utter and unexplainable confusion.

During a recent choment, Bill acted just like Mikey on American Chopper.

by Brent January 12, 2004

Chroming

The process of getting high from aerosol cans sprayed into a paper bag and inhaled.

"That guy's chroming hard."
"If he doesn't stop chroming, he'll be foaming."

by Daniel West July 7, 2006

Hot ass chromed out bangers

Shiney rims that are 22" or better

Did you see that dope range with those hot ass chromed out bangers

by alkjdng;dh;dksj;dskgfh October 30, 2008

chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."

by Batrastard July 10, 2003

Homie with an extra chromie

Person with Down Syndrome, due to the fact the condition is caused by a person being born with 47 chromosomes instead of 46.

That guy with Down Syndrome is my Homie with an extra chromie.

by Golden Hawk April 13, 2023

chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.

Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003