Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)

by Twiki August 16, 2005

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Chocolate Mist

A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.

1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.

2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.

3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.

4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.

5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!

by Chocolate mistee September 25, 2010

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