Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Church Announcement

An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".

I have a quick church announcement.

by CtownBishop July 6, 2022

Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.

When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.

by unXXown June 21, 2023

Separate Church and State

To shave the patch of hair between your pubic hair and your happy trail

Neilsen: "Dude, I need to Separate Church and State"
Walsh: "Shut up. Nobody wants to hear that."
Kimball: "Yeah, you do, I can smell it"

by jetmannnn October 11, 2010

The Church of LULZ

A place where people are doing things for LULZ.

From a "Mormon chat" website:

Jeff: I am rather busy.
Me: busy doing what?
Jeff: Talking to people :)
Jeff: And trying to find an article.
Me: what article?
Me: god is an alien right? the pope said that today
Jeff: He did?
Me: yes
Me: he told everyone that we came from uranus
Jeff: Seriously?
Me: yes
Me: do you behold the power of LULZ?
Jeff: LULZ?
Me: yes
Me: LULZ
Me: there is a new church. the church of LULZ
Me: people are doing things for LULZ

by YeurMauther October 21, 2010

buck church

naked. nude. without clothes on.

man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.

by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012

big church

The sermon part of church.

Often used by kids coming out of Sunday School

Man I would come to church all the time if it wasn't for the big church part...

by MadPaintbox November 28, 2018