chamere

a more animated way of saying "come here" or "c'mere". generally used by a person in a loving manner. a cute way to say "come here"

"aye. chamere and gimme a kiss"

"chaaamere!"

by sryle78 July 1, 2009

unhappy camper

usually an individual within an organization who is dissatisfied or frustrated

After telling his staff they needed to work all weekend, the boss came into the meeting face a number of unhappy campers.

by surfgeb September 2, 2010

Ass Chamber

Any place you know you'll stay for a while in a small closed space and then you let out a fart that you could'nt wait that long to hold so you let it go and then it stays and lingers for anyone around you that will have to suffer in a your ass chanber with you!

Elevators are common to be a ass chamber! "What are you running to the bathroom for?" "Someone has put us in a ass chamber at the office meeting!"

by Little Gogo Kitty April 16, 2009

Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...

"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"

by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007

chamber of secrets

An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.

After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.

by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007

Emma Chamberlain

Emma Chamberlain is a crazy fracking girl who has almost 2 mil subs on YouTube. She’s LOVES iced almond milk lattes and drinks a insane amount of them. She loves her chambies (her fans) and has them follow her along while she goes thrifting and driving. No one is a thicky like emma.

Person: Emma Chamberlain is so annoying why do ppl watch her...
Chambie fan: GO SUCK ON A TOE EMMA CHAMBERLAIN IS THE FRACKING BEST

by Kyle Krosser June 18, 2018

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008