Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory 

One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.

Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.

Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory by Juan Marcia Cortez January 3, 2020

Splinter Cell 

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.

Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.

Splinter Cell by aldwardo October 13, 2006

Phantom Cell 

A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.

Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.

Phantom Cell by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008

Gayla's Cell Phone 

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

Gayla's Cell Phone by richurd September 23, 2008

Free Cell 

1. God's gift to man, 2. Addictive, 3. Saturday nights well spent

Person unacquainted with the gift: Becky what do you do with your days after school now that you have relinquished all commitments?
Becky: Two words. Free Cell.

Free Cell by YaMan May 13, 2005

splinter cell 

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.

splinter cell by mango070 March 19, 2008

Booty Cell Syndrome 

A medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. The most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a "Booty Face". That is- a face that looks like a booty. Scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their juicy hot dog veins. Many people, though, believe it to be a result of being too voluptuously delicious.

"Damn... Oh DAMN! Dametrea sho do got some meat on dat ass. Damn. I'd tap that. How bout you mayyyne??"

"Man eff you mayyyne! You know she's got dat "Booty Cell Syndrome". And dats my motha you talkin bout, FOOL!"

Booty Cell Syndrome by yessmaam March 16, 2010