“Dude, I just had the wettest fart because my boyfriend came in me last night.”
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
by Diego_Ramos4446 July 11, 2022
A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying
by Chillingallday November 29, 2020
Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
by QuacksO January 03, 2020
Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)
by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017
The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.
by NorseStar November 09, 2022
“you literally have cart brain”
by cart brain haters February 16, 2024