Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 17, 2022

Cape Hunter

A Minecraft player with a big interest in it's capes. They try to obtain as many as they can.

Yeah, this guy is definitely a cape hunter. Look at his machine translations! He even submitted a Realms map some time ago!

by Cape Hunting Investigations July 31, 2021

cape cod left turn

When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic

Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway

by PeeOnMe1776 July 15, 2023

Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.

Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Eye watch cape horn

Means you watch gay porn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022