An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
Shit, can you help get this bottle out of that hole?
Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)
Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)
by MaskedTreason December 05, 2020
Shit, I dropped my wallet down there. Can you help me get it out?
Hold on, I got a candle idea (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber to fetch it. They successfully retrieve it but in the process make a clown out of themselves.)
Hold on, I got a candle idea (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber to fetch it. They successfully retrieve it but in the process make a clown out of themselves.)
by MaskedTreason December 05, 2020
When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.
Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
by angsty_agender April 03, 2019
There is hella candles in here
by Thatpig_guy October 08, 2017
When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken 💍 friends
Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.
Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.
Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date
“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”
“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”
by Payless :) December 14, 2022