cain

noun, verb, and adjective

1. someone or something that you are unsure of
2. the boy from the bible story who killed his brother
3. a miraculous recovery

1. "i think he's cain. i don't talk to him very often" or "it's kind of a cain subject. she doesn't like to talk about it"
2. "cain killed abel because of jealousy"
3. "i thought he was dead, but i'm glad he cained"

by kikikaree November 25, 2009

cain

To have a good chance at success and then fail in an epic way.
To lose spectacularly.

To make another fail in an epic way.

Origin: 2011, The GOP presidential candidate (for 2012) who was a 1st tier candidate before he terminated his presidential bid over numerous sexual abuse allegations.

Dude, he was gonna win but I just cained him.
He was about to pwn me but I cained him.
HAHA what an epic cain!

by nighthawk117 December 4, 2011

Cairns

An older, somewhat attractive woman who one shouldn't be attracted to but is.

"That OAP over there is such a cairns!"

by Nire001 May 5, 2008

Cained

'Cained is an abbreviation for COcained and refers to getting oneself under the influence of cocaine.

"I think I'll get 'cained this afternoon" means I am going to use large amounts of cocaine.

by Modiferous November 1, 2005

cabana boy

a little boy who is a joe who lives in the carabian working in a bar serving malabu.

see monley island 3

by gazza June 28, 2004

Calandra

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.

Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?

by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009

cain and abel

furious, blood soaked mosh machine; dan, chris, mike, mike, mike. derivative of white plains hardcore innovators shoe gang. travels with the unsavory and handsome "Kill Team" entourage.

Cain and Abel bring the motherfuckin hardcore.

by CainxAbel October 21, 2005