Conservative

A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.

They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.

“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”

by Mad Bank June 14, 2021

Conservative

Ugly and stupid

That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.

by Dianne Ingleright September 17, 2025

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016

Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.

"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "

by B-man879 April 18, 2021

Canna-Conservative

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

Conservative tiktoker

Well known conservative tiktokers

“Conservative tiktokers are very educated people”

by Maecome January 17, 2021

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011