Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

Bulgarian Kiss

A kiss that involves one's fist and another person's lips. To perform a Bulgarian kiss, simply punch the other person in the lips. This is not to be confused with a Bulgarian French Kiss, which is quite different.

Guy 1: You want a piece of me?
Guy 2: No, but I'll give you a Bulgarian kiss...
Guy1: What the..... you fag!
Guy 2: *Bulgarian Kiss*
Guy 1: Owww!!!

by Mattack16 April 26, 2011

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

gurn burglar

gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something

a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn

"you gurn burglar, you're clowned"
"have you seen how much draw she smokes? total gurn buglar"

by e312 January 29, 2007

Turd Burglar

To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.

Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!

by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009

Bulgaria

Bulgaria is a nice , small country but the inhabitants are largely dissapointing..they're such dumbasses..Their girls are gourgeous..but mostly of them are ugly with horrifying big noses.. Their streets are poor..Go with your weakest car..if you go to Bulgaria.. Shit.. this asswholes.. envy a lot Romania and Hungary.. Their soccer coach.. Hristo Stoichkov.. is a punk-ass and he's over forty..He's always talking like a fake thug wannabe punk..

A Guy in Romania/ Hungaria lookin' at girls.. he's like : FINE ! FINE ! FINE !

A Guy in Bulgaria lookin' at girls.. He's Like..: bleaaah.. Fine! .. ugggly bitch..brooaar..shit..fatass girl..another one.. yuck !! fuck ..

by ReGGaeToN September 4, 2006

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 11, 2004