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broke ass 

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.
Dude! Who broke ass?!
broke ass by cine0n November 27, 2004

broke furniture 

A sexual act where you fuck your girl so hard, you actually break furniture.
Guy 1: hey man, did you hear about Greg and lexi?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard they broke furniture last night.
broke furniture by Contrast January 31, 2008

broke-fix 

When you fix something that's broken.
Dorothy wants to know WTF a broke-fix is; this entry was broke so I fixed it.
broke-fix by rainman_bc_104 July 7, 2010

Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".
(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

broke dicker 

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.
Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!
broke dicker by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013

Broke Dick 

Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.
David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.
Broke Dick by Everyonesucks1210 December 5, 2016