bowling

What you tell your girlfriend's parents when they ask where you are going on a date, when you are actually going back to your place.

Ooooo girl, how was your "bowling" date last night? Did he get a strike😉

by liberal bitch January 22, 2016

Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.

"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."

by Creaturecat March 7, 2016

Bowling

When you're into bald men and you represent it.

Ex: Friend 1: hey there's a really hot bald guy over there.

Friend 2: I think he's hot but I love pulling hair during sex...so I don't know what to do .
Friend 1: what to do? You ride his face and head like a bowling ball.

by King pin 5000 July 13, 2016

bowling for anus

A term used when understanding the idea of going out and purposely looking to have anal sex. Can be with any gender. Usual

Hey man look, all I'm trying to do is go bowling for anus, ya know, hump some butthole.

by SatanicWitchOrgy December 22, 2016

bobeling

The act of stealing one of your sisters' guys that she introduced you to and then convincing him to end things with her and be with you while you talk shit about him to said sister. Then your boy breaks up with you so you go for it. And then you post a shit ton of photos of it on social media and feel no remorse for your shitty actions.

I can't believe Emma ruined her and Raegan's friendship by bobeling her just to get back at her ex.

by americanflageh April 7, 2017

Bowling klot

A ranking system going from 15 to -5. Used for describing how big/fat some one is or isn’t.

USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.

-That dude is 5 or 6, bowling klot.

by Halula December 8, 2017

Bowling

When you have sex when your parents are home and they mistake the sound for pins

I got to go bowling with my gf last night

by Johnny Indy September 27, 2018