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boofed

extremely drunk, derived from the boof box of beer from milwaukee, which was a ton of beer at an insanely low price. usually coincides with stumbling and vomitting.
I drank a pint of vodka, I'm fucking boofed.
by Mike Daly July 29, 2005
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booner

an erection achieved from watching either of the boondock saints movies. far more ferocious than your average erection
last christmas my family decided to put on boondock saints after dinner. i had to run from the house to hide my booner
by missiledick June 20, 2011
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Boonetang

Noun.

A variation of "poontang."

Sex with someone you are not morally supposed to have sex with. This includes minors, married persons, members of the clergy, incest, and sex between stepsiblings.

The term is derived from the ABC television show LOST in which stepsiblings Boone (Ian Somerhalder) and Shannon (Maggie Grace) have sex.

Irony: The term "Boone" is actually French for "good," making "Boonetang" actually mean "good poon." In usage, however, it is "naughty poon."
"Shannon got herself some hot Boonetang in Sydney."

"I'm stopping by the church for some Boonetang."

"That 15-year-old is one nice piece of Boonetang."
by brindlescruff@yahoo.com May 13, 2005
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Chicken Boned

When a person jams or shoves a chicken leg in another persons asshole intill all or most of the meat has been removed. Rapid rotating strokes are recommended for maximum performance. (Gravy is a excellent lubricant.)
Ever since I chicken boned Brittany she puckers and twitches when we drive past Popeyes.
by Ryan ,Jason & Dan April 19, 2007
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big boned girl

a girl with a skinny waist and a big-ol' booty!
by Nasty Nate June 10, 2003
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T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."
"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."
by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015
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chicken boned

The act of stealing everything in certain area (like eating all the meat off a bone) usally preformed by a nigger.
Hey Bill what happened to your Autoshop it's empty!
Bill: I got chicken boned
by Chuck finelay June 6, 2016
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