water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

by bonermaster787 June 7, 2009

Boner Wedgie

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.

My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.

by House Vista January 29, 2009

throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.

Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

by Deborah Lee June 4, 2006

Schrödinger's Boner

A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.

Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.

or

I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.

by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011

D2 Boner

The kind of massive raging boner that you can only get when visiting the D2 Dining Hall at Virginia Tech. If you go to D2 and you don't have a boner then you must have a vagina.

Norm: "I have the biggest D2 boner right now! Look at all the fucking food!"

Will: "Man that Calculus test was harder than that D2 boner..."

by iheartD2 December 11, 2016

Reverse Boner

The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.

"...dude did you see that documentary about failed breast implants?...that gave me a total reverse boner"

by SooperHans April 27, 2006

boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.

Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.

by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007