Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck

That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.

by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010

Baking a cake

you pour flour into your asshole and mix it around and wait for it to get all hot then you fart into some ones mouth with all the flour going into their mouth and they swallow it

I was baking a cake into your mouth earlier

by Rofl my waffles May 11, 2009

Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 23, 2017

phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010