Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.

Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.

Blowjob Ears by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

π-time blowjob 

A surprise blowjob that occurs at 3:14 am or pm.

I woke up last night to find Caroline giving me a π-time blowjob. It took me completely by surprise.

π-time blowjob by Second Wind November 4, 2018

Blowjob Sydrome 

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome

Blowjob Sydrome by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

Blowjob 

Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.

oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob

Blowjob by timmehG April 27, 2009

blowjob 

When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.

Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!

Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)

Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"

blowjob by topmountain August 18, 2010

cheeto nigga tomato blowjob 

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.

i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

cheeto nigga tomato blowjob by anon98789 April 25, 2019

Geddy Lee Blowjob 

Recieving oral sex while listening to Rush. Considered one of the greatest things a man can hope to experience in their lifetime. The cornerstone of every bucket list.

"Dude last night we started making out, I put on Chronicles, and the next thing I knew I was getting a Geddy Lee Blowjob. I came just as the keyboard solo in Tom Sawyer started... Man it was amazing"

Geddy Lee Blowjob by Teambuildingexercise99 June 26, 2012