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Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
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Blooming Rose

When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.
Man, when I popped Jenny's cherry last night on the dinner table, I came all over her pussy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!
by tristanchristian4123549 September 5, 2010
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Car blooding

Where one or more people throw blood on a car and often many at one time and most often by getting a bucket of blood and dumping it over the side of an overpass so that it will fall on the cars passing below. This is often done by people in the wealth reform movement and/or american communist movement and/or anarchist etc. to protest and respresent the blood of the 16,000 people who starve to death somewhere in the world everyday which the people in the developed world are responsible for because it gobbles up a the wealth.
Lets do some car blooding.
by The Fury 13 December 11, 2010
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blocking out

Excluding oneself of all social gatherings and media.
Blocking out myself out for the night
by HUODPF June 29, 2018
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MSN blocking

another way of saying muthaphukin
Our MSN blockingseniors” don’t care so really don’t have much of a choice
by Eltizzle May 27, 2009
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Brooking

A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."
Shall we go Brooking tonight?
by Wilkenshire December 10, 2011
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tree blooming

practiced by only a few...one can achieve an incredible high without the use of any known or recognized substance by even hard core drug users. At times the source may be hard to identify. One can become irrational, extremely fucked up, at times can be a danger to oneself and others. The truth about tree blooming has been kept secret, and until now, unmentioned. It is known by insiders as "the ultimate high"
"sorry we sealed the envelope with used smelly deoderant .....we were tree blooming."

"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.
by moonstruck May 3, 2005
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