Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

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dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

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shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

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fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

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Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

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The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.

Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.

by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017

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Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

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