blapkin

The total definition of a poser. Tries to portray themselves as something they are absolutely not.

That one actress is a total blapkin- she thinks she has everyone fooled with her made up family lineage.

by Defnotablapkin January 1, 2020

blap

1. To "have a go" at or on something.
2. To go somewhere/drive somewhere.

1. Let's have a blap on your motorbike, mush!
2. I'm gonna blap up the shop to get some growlers.

by CRACKBABY August 23, 2003

blappy

A mysterious fat person in the world of Counterstrike. A very rare person who comes in to play Counterstrike, who is well known for going around, when on a rage, saying, "blappy blappy blappy blappy blappy", very fast and hilariously.

"I remember at Wired Inc when Blappy, real name Tits, called me a dirty jew one time. lol ^_^ sucks that Wired Inc closed..."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

baps

Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.

Anyone want to hit up baps with me? I could really use a McChicky right about now.

by slimthiqqy December 10, 2019

blap

when headbutting or hitting some one. Every one has to meet blap

"wanna meet blap" if they reply yes head but them

by Tently mandem May 16, 2007

Blap

1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP

I am balpping my face off right now!

+Verb blapped that last set hard!

The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...

by Tate Slater July 6, 2011

Blaesed

(1) The act of lobbying for yourself to receive an invitation to a wedding.

"Kevin, I'm not going to get the Mick from your wedding am I? I really want to come and see the boys."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004