Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018

birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg

Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.

by Mark SuckerBurg May 20, 2018

Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023

Priya's Birthday

The day my sister Priyanka Chopra was born. A legend. An icon. Invented the word 'right'. you wish you could but guess what?? YOU NEVER WILL HAHAHAHA.

"hi, it's me priya"
"and today is priya's birthday"

*crowd cheering*

by hahahajackmyswag13 June 30, 2021

donjo’s birthday

may 12, 2004 is the day donjo became born . on this great day , celebrated by many all , he will be remembered as the “emotional white girl support person.”

white girl: OMG it's donjo’s birthday go wish him a happy birthday >.<

by dm.banks May 9, 2020

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012