The man who put the gay in a three-way. Despite his small pea-sized titties, and overgrown, pubic-like hairdo, Bertil is one thick ass boi who no one should mess with. Also known as your friendly neighborhood “jiggalo,” Bertil is the epitome of a man.
Dude: Hey, who’s that guy that’s always with your uncle after 10pm?
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!
by UncleDuncan June 12, 2018
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While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
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by Funny Guy September 24, 2005
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by Darcy Lovitt March 27, 2009
Get the Bertie mug.1. The fictional homosexual pairing between Adam Gontier of Canadian rock band Three Days Grace, and Benjamin Burnley of American rock band Breaking Benjamin. Most often referred to in slash band fan fiction stories.
2. The belief that Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace and Benjamin Burnley of Breaking Benjamin are in a homosexual relationship.
2. The belief that Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace and Benjamin Burnley of Breaking Benjamin are in a homosexual relationship.
Girl 1: Hey, did you read that Bentier story I wrote?
Girl 2: Yeah! Aww, Ben and Adam are so CUTE together!
Girl 2: Yeah! Aww, Ben and Adam are so CUTE together!
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