ugly bearded fuck head

any man whose name be Beau

and teaches english

by and history January 29, 2003

Bernard

An anonymous character that lurks on YouTube around DnB videos.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.

Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"

by LukeHandle January 1, 2012

Bearded dragon

A vagina.

Max sprang forth from the brearded dragon.

by lg June 9, 2004

bernarner

like a banana but in actual fact a bernarner.

it is a backwards banana- it bends in the other direction

if you have like a really ruddy big bernarner then by jo i want you in my panties

by mikeabratatatat December 7, 2007

bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010

Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Bearded Nipples

Hairy female nipples

I choked on her bearded nipples.

by ThomasOshady September 5, 2015