Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.

Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

circuit bending

The modification of electronic toys and synthesizers to make glitches and unique sounds using potentiometers, body contacts and switches

Me: How did Reed Ghazala actually come up with circuit bending?
Robbie: I don’t know, but I heard he used the term in the late 1990s.

Me: Yeah. I would like to try it out sometimes.
Robbie: I know what’s a great thing to circuit bend. A Casio SK-1 or other vintage Casio keyboard.
Me: Or even a Speak and Spell learning toy. It can also do great but strange sounds and glitches.

by bluestinger66 November 7, 2022

I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy

A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*

by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022

The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick

Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.

by Gina85 January 14, 2022

jenny bend

A tattoo you get whilst cooked

I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo

by Bender 101 December 13, 2020

The Bend Zone

When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.

Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins

Yo my slime u got macbook bend g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020