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Tool Belt 

Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
Tool Belt by Skisher321 January 18, 2009
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Belt that has a dildo as the belt buckle. (Homemade Strap-On or Pivot man in a box)
Carl: Matt I like your dick belt, whose shape is it?

Matt: It's my best friend Kyle.
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Foreskin Belt 

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
Foreskin Belt by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010

gay below the belt 

someone who is happy to get down to stuff in the sack, once their belt is down, but isn't interested in their partner above the belt, and when the belt's are up, they revert to being straight. Handy!
(this is the opposite of gay above the belt)
are you straight, gay, or gay below the belt?

The Belt 

After achieving something great, the in-your-face gesture of putting on a championship belt, derived from Aaron Rodgers famous celebration.
Bill: I just aced that test. When I walked out, I gave the class the belt.

After that massive dump, I gave the toilet the belt.
The Belt by bsizzlepro February 28, 2011

armenian conveyer belt 

Seen on an episode of Keene and Peele on Comedy Central. Pretty sure it involves homosexual acts.
No matter how badly Brian and his friends wanted to just have a gang bang with a stripper, Kevin kept insisting on an armenian conveyer belt.

Studded Belt Girl

A sub-category of the popular culture term "scene." A studded belt girl is not necessarily a girl; males may be considered studded belt girls (ie. Princes of the Studded Belt Girls). Studded Belt girls wear studded belts (obviously), bows, head bands, tight zip-up hoodies with patterns (usually colorful in appearance), skinny boot cut jeans, slip on flats (shoes), long beaded necklaces/bangles, and often sport bags displaying bands. (Common SBG bands include: Bayside, Thursday, Atreyu, Taking Back Sunday, Cute Is What We Aim For, Hellogoodbye, Boys Like Girls, Deathcab for Cutie). Much like scene kids, they often go to local shows and festivals. Many consider themselves to be "firsts." (First implies that they believe they are the first person ever to "discover" a band). They are mostly high school freshmen.

There is, however, a distinct difference between "scene kids" and studded belt girls. Scene kids often express their angst towards society, whereas SBGs try to be cute and accepting of life as it comes. ((Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.)) Another difference between "scene kids" and SBGs is the fact that "scene kids" sometimes tend to cut themselves, whereas SBGs are too bubbly to even think about damaging themselves. Their style often incorporates a mixture of merchandise from stores such as PacSun and Hot Topic. Their clothes often include patterns such as polka dots, horizontal stripes (never vertical), checkered prints, hearts, the occasional rainbow, dinosaurs and robots, skulls, stars, and cute little animals. SBGs are NEVER overweight. They have side bangs that they are constantly shifting out of their eyes. Their hair is usually short, colored (though not always) and layered. If this is not the case, their hair is definitely straightened.
Oh my God, Stacy looks like such a Studded Belt Girl today. Look at that zip-up hoodie with the rainbow hearts and those slip on shoes!