Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing

Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks

by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022

Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.

Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Sven Basting

When a large male figure dressed as a Viking forces his cock and balls in your mouth causing him to to blow his load out your nose and baste your face while he rubs the horns on his helmet.

I felt as though I was at the gates of Valhalla when Gregor was Sven basting me.

by SAMGW84 November 8, 2022

A Mind Beating

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"

Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

National Finger Blasting Day

April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day

This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.

Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?

Person 2: No that’s gross!

Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.

Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.

by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020

Beating Clarification

When you jerk off and throw your cum in an uinsuspecting blind girl's face.

Guy 1: I want to the school for the blind and performed a beating clarification numerous times.

Guy 2: Let there be light!

by dirty fender May 31, 2010