bartek

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.

Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!

by GabDoddYT August 28, 2019

Bartek

a guy with a big wood

haters'll say it's fake but I'm a bartek

by bartek bigwood October 21, 2019

Sympathy baiter

Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."

by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009

Sexual Banter

For a living organism to provide "Sexual Banter" is for one to give off a sexually appealing image while creating a friendly, teasingly fun atmosphere.

James: Good golly miss, that video contained a plentiful amount of sexual banter.

Mrs. Haworth: Fuck yeah.

by Tomeme August 10, 2015

baby-batter

The recipe for humans.

If you mix baby-batter with the right ingredients and two eggs a baby (human) will be the final result.

by no name. January 27, 2007

Batter

An aqueous solution of baked or deep fried goods.

The delicious form of the assorted ingredients, the 'mush', of cookie dough that is delicious, or the batter for a pie crust, or the batter that would be deep-fried dough before ending up around a corn dog or piece of fish.

by Christ_Offer November 15, 2011

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004