Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Bartoone

the kind of person that will, not only rape your whole family, but your fucking dog as well

oh fuck... Bartoone

by sick cun.t March 13, 2019

Baritone Solo

When you are convinced out of a deal by an amazing offer, but then get scammed out of all your money

Salesman: Hey, do you want this cool thing
Paul: Yes
Carlos: No paul I got a better deal, you should take it
Paul: Ok
Carlos: lol you just got baritone soloed
Paul: boo hoo

by uncle_carlos May 13, 2019

Barebones

something that is in anyway very simple or "just the essentials", not complex. Mainly used for the computer type but also works for other stuff.

"he purchased a barebones pc"
"nothing but the barebones"

by BPTRY June 29, 2019

Barton

Annoying cunt not funny at all.

“Barton an annoying cunt who’s jot funny at all”

by Dontlikeu January 24, 2020