Mississippi Hot Air Balloon

When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!

Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????

Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well

by seanconnerypimp January 26, 2009

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

tight balloon box

when a girl is a virgin and you puncture that pussy like a balloon or put a balloon in the pussy and blow it up.

make sure you tight balloon box that pussy tonight

by konjhfchj April 11, 2010

balloons

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.

Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005

ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 21, 2007

balloged

This is a state in which a person is intoxicated with alcohol, drunk if you will.

Yo that dude is balloged!

by Bkmeetsirl January 11, 2008

balloonaloona

A crazy animal that is often printed on balloons. It doesnt have a discription of how it looks because it is so unique.

1"so..."
2"sew buttons on a balloon!"
1"what kind of balloon?"
2"blue one."
1"whats the balloon have on it?"
2"a crazy dancing balloonaloona

by Tayyyytar May 22, 2008